Abstracts are listed in presentation order:
Stewart Grace: “Why Doesn’t Siri Understand My Aunt Susie?”
Maddie Besser: “Constructing the Feminine: Critical Discourse Analysis of Punk Rock and Sororities
Phil Barnett: “The Great Vowel Movement: Did an Avoidance of "Shit" Transform the English Vowel System?”
Alex Gallagher: “Furbabies: Phonetic Variation in Male- and Female-Pet-Directed Speech”
Lucas Hill: “Language and Superpowers”
Zia Khoshsirat: “Is Galeshi a Correct Name?”
Lela Lyon: “Effectiveness of Narration Style in Television Shows”
Ryan McDonald: “Proto-Pomo Morphology”
Ali Salehi: “The distribution and the status of izāfa particle in Kurdish”
Eli Coomer: “Restricting Honorific Agreement in Japanese Verbal Morphology”
Elizabeth Wright: “Perception of Nonstandard Punctuation Discursive Functionality”
Taha Husain: “The Use of Implosive Consonants in Obama's Style Shifts”
Brandon Jent: ““That’s just what all this made me think about”: Oral personal narrative construction and production in Central Appalachia”
Avery Baggett: “A First Phonological Inventory of Gilaki”
Jarred Brewster: “An account of tonogenesis in ´Sheret”
Phil Barnett & Taha Husain: “Somatic Analysis of Attic Greek Drama: Sociolinguistic Differences Among Speaker Groups”
Colin Smith: “Teaching Nationalism: Encoding of German Identity by Deutsch als Fremdsprache Teachers”
Keynote: Brian Joseph, The Ohio State University:
"Think Globally, Act Locally: Analogy as Local Generalization"